I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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