Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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