does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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