Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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