Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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