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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My new storm is the chrons

  (248): View more from Michigan

  The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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• (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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• (650): View more from California

  Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night

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• (305): View more from Florida

  He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos

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• (707): View more from California

  We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly

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• (716): View more from New York

  There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home

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