weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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