I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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