Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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