Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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