So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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