So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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