Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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