I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I party with great urgency now.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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