people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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