UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
