I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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