You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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