I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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