Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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