i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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