In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
