Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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