Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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