3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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