i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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