dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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