So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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