dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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