I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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