thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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