I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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