The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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