Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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