Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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