Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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