Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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