he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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