Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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