You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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