wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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