dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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