From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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