id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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