That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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