I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I want to have your abortion
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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