She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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