careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Randomize
