are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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