Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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