im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i came on her dog
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
