I'm drive I can fine osifer
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.