someone get that fucking seahorse.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
