i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
