Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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