Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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