there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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